Well the sun comes up and you stare your cup of coffee, yup   Right through the kitchen floor   You feel like hell so you might as well get out and sell   Your smart ass door to door      And the mrs. wears her robe slightly undone   As your daughter dumps her oatmeal on your son   And you keep it hid   Just like your did      So you go to work just to watch some jerk   Pick up the perks   You were in line to get   And the guy that hired you just got fired,   Your job's expired   They just ain't told you yet      So you go and buy a brand new set of wheels   To show your family just how great you feel   Acting like a kid   Just like your dad did   And      Bridge:   You're a chip off the old block   Why does it come as such a shock   That every road up which you rock   Your dad already did      Yeah you've seen the old man's ghost   Come back as creamed chipped beef on toast   Now if you don't get your slice of the roast   You're gonna flip your lid   Just like your dad did, just like your dad did      Well the day was long now, supper's on   The thrill is gone   But something's taking place   Yeah the food is cold and your wife feels old   But all hands fold   As the two year old says grace   She says help the starving children to get well   But let my brother's hamster burn in hell   You love your wife and kids   Just like your dad did