"Ha ha, we, my friends, the day we have waited for may be at hand"   "Oh, if only that were true, Lumiere"   "Aah, human again"   "Human again"   "Yes, think what that means"      I'll be cooking again, be good-looking again   With a mademoiselle on each arm   When I'm human again, only human again   Poised and polished and gleaming with charm      I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again   Which should cause several husband's alarm   I'll hop down off the shelf and toute suite be myself   I can't wait to be human again      When we're human again, only human again   When we're knickknacks and whatnot's no more   Little push, little shove, they could, whoosh fall in love   Ah, Cherie, won't it all be top-drawer?      I'll wear lipstick and rouge and I won't be so huge   Why, I'll easily fit through that door   I'll exude savior-faire, I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair   It's my prayer to be human again      When I'm human again, only human again   When the world once more starts making sense   I'll unwind for a change, really? That'd be strange   Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?      In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back sipping tea   Let my early retirement commence   Far from fools made of wax, I'll get down to brass tacks and relax   When I'm human again      So sweep the dust from the floor   Let's let some light in the room   I can feel, I can tell   Someone might break the spell any day now      Shine up the brass on the door   Alert the dustpail and broom   If we all goes as planned   Our time may be at hand any day now      Open the shutters and let in some air   Put these here and put those over there   Sweep up the years of sadness and tears   And throw them away      When Guinevere heard that Arthur was slain   She stole away to a convent   And no one could ever make her smile again   The end      "What a beautiful story!"   "Oh, I knew you would like it"   "I would like to ask you for something"   "What's that?"      "A second chance"   "Would you have dinner with me tonight?"   "Dinner? Me? With you?"   "Well, that would be, I mean, oh, yes"      When we're human again, only human again   When the girl finally sets us all free   Cheeks a-bloomin' again, we're assumin' again   We'll resume our long lost joie de vivre      We'll be playin' again, holiday' again   And we're prayin' it's A S A P   When we cast off this pall   We'll stand straight, we'll walk tall   When we're all that we were   Thanks to him, thanks to her   Coming closer and closer and closer      We'll be dancing again, we'll be twirling again   We'll be whirling around with such ease   When we're human again, only human again   We'll go waltzing those old one-two-three's      We'll be floating again, we'll be gliding again   Stepping, striding as fine as you please   Like the real human does, I'll be all that I was   On that glorious morn' when we're finally reborn   And we're all of us human again