Pre>chords:   G5 3x0033   Gma9 3x0232   D/c# x4023x   Bm/a x04432   G2 3x023x   D2 xx0230   F#m7 2x2220      *** intro:      G5 | g5 | g5      *** verse 1:   Gma9 d   He's infinitely wise   D/c# bm bm/a g   But he infinitely lies   Em /g d g2 d-d2   We're no longer just plain folks   Gma9 d   No, we're old and sad and bored   D/c# bm bm/a g   And we're not funny anymore   F#m7 em d g2 d-d2   We're like jimmy hoffa jokes      *** verse 2:   Well I couldn't do a thing gma9 | d   Couldn't even set the spring d/c# | bm bm/a | g   Couldn't see you through the spokes em /g | d | g2 | d d2      Now it's not exactly new gma9 | d   And so we're infinitely blue d/c# | bm bm/a | g   We're like jimmy hoffa jokes f#m7 em | d      *** instrumental      *** verse 3:   I appeal to my belief gma9 | d   Won't you put us on relief d/c# | bm bm/a | g   So we'll know it's not a hoax em /g | d | g2 | d d2   But we're barely worth the wait gma9 | d   We're just slightly out of date d/c# | bm bm/a | g   We're like jimmy hoffa jokes em /g | d      *** instrumental         /pre>