I went to school, but I dropped out   When I got home, my Mum did shout   'You're a Remo   Woah-oh-oh, a Remo'      I quit my job, what a rut   My Dad told me to grow up   Cus I'm a Remo   Woah-oh-oh, a Remo      Everybody says I'm backwards   And you know they could be right   But ??? says I'll be OK   As long as I can jerk off all day   Now everything is gonna be alright      Woah-oh   Cus I'm a Remo   Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh   Cus I'm a Remo   So I'll never be like you      Everybody says I'm backwards   And you know they could be wrong   But I don't care what they say   I'm gonna go out anyway   With my stupid friends all singing Griswalds songs      Cus I'm a Remo   Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh   Cus I'm a Remo   So I'll never be like you   Cus I'm a Remo   Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh   Cus I'm a Remo   So I'll never be like you      I went to school, but I dropped out   When I got home, my Mum did shout   'You're a Remo   Woah-oh-oh, a Remo'