Everybody loves Danny   More than they love TV   Everybody loves Danny   And that's all except for me      Cus I think Danny is really shit   And I hope one day he gets a crack habit   Or falls off a bridge into the sea   Cus everybody loves Danny      Everybody kisses Danny's arse   They think that he's so great   I'd love to see him join the army   I'd love to see his fate      Cus all the girls think he's so cute   He's a sensitive emo boy to boot   Now the girls won't even look at me   Cus everyone loves Danny      They like the way he does his hair   Tell my friends but they just don't care   I'll tell you why   Cus everybody loves Danny