“Oh-em-gee,   he broke up with me   And now I hate the world-   And I hate you too,” she said.      “Oh-em-gee,   tell me who's that girl   on his Myspace.   I think I'll kill myself,” she said.      Nobody likes an Angry Angelina.   Nobody likes to hang around a Crabby Christina.   You'll never forget your problems   If you use hate to resolve them.   You have to let it go    and think of all the good things coming.      “Oh-em-gee,   did you look outside?   I can't believe it's snowing-   now I really effing hate my life,” she said.      “Oh-em-gee,   I have no valentine   'cause nobody loves me   and nobody gives a shit,” she said.      You have to be like a Jolly Josephina.   Everybody loves you when you are a Happy Henrietta.   You have to realize    that you can make it better!   Who cares about the weather    when you know it's going to change tomorrow?      Bratty Brenda, Mean Melissa   -why ya gotta be so mean?   Jealous Jodie, Catty Cathy   -we don't want you on our team.   Trochal Carol, Sour Sarah   -why ya gotta be so snotty?   Hateful Heather, Bully Brittany   -we don't want you at our party!   (Repeat)      We don't want you at our PARTAAAAY!