if you're feeling sour, and you're cowering in your room   making a list of things you hate and the things you hate to do   like deck the hall with bells of holly, and trim the christmas tree   let me pour you a cup of tall eggnog with extra whiskey      why the restless face, it's the holidays   we're not jolly, don't wanna be jolly   in our selfish ways, happy holiday   give me my present, i want my present      maybe you should open your window for the view   fresh snow outside beckons all, your holiday dreams come true   listen to the angel who is whispering in your ears   tis the season to be jolly, so deck the hall with cheer      why the restless face, it's the holidays   we're not jolly, don't wanna be jolly   in our selfish ways, happy holiday   give me my present, i want my present