Here we go, down the road, uh-huh   Eighty hillbillies in Tennessee, all went drivin' on I-83   They took a turn and they headed west, why they did that, anyone's guess   There were 87 of 'em when they started out, but 5 of 'em died and 2 fell out   One named Buck, his wife was half dead   Should-a left her at home, but he brought her instead      They were heading west on I-28, they spotted a house that looked just great   Four stories tall and 50 yards wide, the hillbillies decided to look inside   They all parked in front and got out of their cars   Took in some moonshine in Mason jars   Got their guitars and fiddles too, started playin billy, billy, billy bayou   They were a-laughin' and a-dancin' and actin' very silly   But what can one expect from 80 hillbillies?   They had a big party and did what they wanted   And never suspected that the house was haunted      80 hillbillies in a haunted house, 80 hillbillies in a haunted house   80 hillbillies in a haunted house, 80 hillbillies in a haunted house   81, if you count Buck's spouse, 81 hillbillies in a haunted house      They were dancin' and a-cussin' and a-drinkin' beer   The hillbillies started to disappear   First it was Luke and Lula and Mac   Then there were more, it was hard to keep track   Dickie Wayne Price, he screamed real hard,   "There's 5 dead hillbillies out in the yard!"   They searched the house and they found 2 more   Hector and Peanut, down on the floor   They found Ebby's head stuck on top of a broom   Found the rest of her in the very next room   Many strange things happened that night, they kept finding bodies left and right      69 hillbillies in a haunted house, 69 hillbillies in a haunted house   69 hillbillies in a haunted house, 69 hillbillies in a haunted house   70, if you count Buck's spouse, 70 hillbillies in a haunted house      Two were attacked by the walkin' dead, 3 got a hatchet right through the head   Six were eaten by giant rats, 1 was killed by vampire bats   Six hillbillies got stabbed with swords, 1 got hit by flyin' boards   Three were 'lectrocuted by an electric wire, and 2 hillbillies caught on fire      45 hillbillies in a haunted house, 45 hillbillies in a haunted house   45 hillbillies in a haunted house, 45 hillbillies in a haunted house   46, if you count Buck's spouse, 46 hillbillies in a haunted house      Downstairs hillbillies danced all night, Upstairs they were droppin' left and right   Drinkin' their moonshine, a hundred proof, 2 hillbillies fell off the roof   Three got strangled by the crawlin' eye, 2 hillbillies just started to fly   Three were eaten by a giant moth, 4 hillbillies got their heads chopped off   Two hillbillies had a heart attack, 1 hillbilly got stabbed in the back   Three hillbillies had screamin' fits, and 4 hillbillies got shred to bits