Night Out On The Town   All Words & Music by A.J. Croce,   (c) 1995 Croce Publishing adm.   by Lefrak-Moelis Music (ASCAP)   The karaoke singer, well she couldn’t sing in tune   But I didn’t mind hearing that song   And the barmaid she had Terets   And swore like the devil, but I didn’t hear nothing wrong   Then the man at the bar, he shouted out my name   And I knew it was his drink I’d be buying   But it didn’t really bother me   ‘Cause the story he’d been telling   And everybody knew he was lying   (Chorus)   It’s a night out on the town   Once you’re lost you can’t be found   And I’ll know much better   When the next drink is down   Say goodnight, Gracie   Don’t want to beat the night to day   Well it’s been fun   But I just can’t stay   Can’t quite call it living   But I’d have it no other way   ‘Cause it’s not all black and white   There’s plenty of gray   Just another smoke filled room   Just another bad perfume   And it’s smelling like a Saturday night   Just another wait a minute   Just another I’ll go get it   The last call rings and everybody sings   The pick-up lines are useless   ‘Cause we had too much to drink   All they do is make us laugh   ‘Cause we’re all too drunk to think   The beauty in the high heeled shoes   Is laughing in your face   But the whiskey’s left you speechless   And that’s it’s saving grace