everyone gather 'round now,   sing us a song   just in case by tomorrow   it happens he's gone   for two weeks and seven days our   fair foreign friend   I had this feeling we might   never see Steven again    but we thought he was gone   and now he's come back again   last week it was funny   and now the joke's wearing thin   'cause everyone knows now,   that every night now will be Steven's   last night in town       he's charmed everyone here,   except Tamara Easter   who later revealed to him   her innermost secrets   won us over with stories   about Linda McCartney   lost points   with the ladies for saying   he couldn't love a woman with   cellulite       but we thought he was gone   and now he's come back again   last week it was funny   and now the joke's wearing thin   'cause everyone knows now,   that every night now will be Steven's   last night in town       we were talking 'bout something,   seems like it was funny   and then Steven got quiet   I think Steven was mad   maybe he wasn't mad,   but we felt very strange   in the moment   but the moment was passed and   forgotten about       we thought he was gone   but he's come back again   last week it was funny   and now the joke's wearing thin   'cause everyone knows now,   that every night now will be Steven's...   last night in town [ha, ha!]