How many people masturbate?   How many people ejaculate?   Where were you while we were whacking off?   Slowly dripping down the wall   I shot a load like a cannonball   Where were you while we were whacking off?      Someday you will find me   Whacking in the closet   With a big-ass fucking smile upon my face   Yeah someday you will find me   Whacking in the closet   With a big-ass fucking smile   A big-ass fucking smile upon my face      Wake up at dawn with sticky pants   Clutch the cock that's in my hands   Wipe that nut away now from your eye   Slowly dripping down the wall   I shot a load like a cannonball   Where were you while we were whacking off?      Someday you will find me   Whacking in the closet   With a big-ass fucking smile upon my face   Yeah someday you will find me   Whacking in the closet   With a big-ass fucking smile   A big-ass fucking smile upon my face      And people believe that you gotta whack it over the summer   But you and I we never whack more than twice a day   So we don't get rawcock!   Whack, whack, whack, whack   Whack whack whack!