Irregular heartbeat   Identity crisis   10% off but I still can't buy this   Totem poles and dead sea scrolls   I open up a can of cinnamon rolls   Preheat oven at 400 degrees   And the Powerball number is 33   Andy, Barney, Gomer, Opie   R2D2, Obi-Wan Kenobi      I got corn in my shit, ya'll   Corn in my shit   Corn in my motherfucking shit (that's right)   I got worms in my shit   Worms in my shit   Worms in my motherfucking shit      I shaved my head, I shaved my balls   I've been sucking diarrhea through McDonald's straws   Got fucked in the ass by the local priest   Anticlimactic, planetary   Six chicken nuggets and a happy meal   I've been pissing in pools, clubbing baby seals   I'll make you scream, make you hollar   For one low price of 20 million dollars      I got corn in my shit, ya'll   Corn in my shit   Corn in my motherfucking shit (that's right)   I got worms in my shit   Worms in my shit   Worms in my motherfucking shit (oh god!)