Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer, from smoking too many cigarettes.   But I must confess that he did quite profess to being the coolest motherfucker I ever met.      Thats 'cause smoking makes you cool, and smoking makes you rule.   So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke and you'll be the most popular kid in school.    The coolest kid in school.      Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles, but I haven't gotten anywhere.   And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash, but I'm still just broke as when I started.      But thats OK because smoking makes you cool, and smoking makes you rule.   So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke and you'll be the most popular kid in school- but only if you smoke Parliament.