(from the Lie to Yourself demo)      May I have a moment of your time?      In the new millennium, we won't even have to talk to one another.      That was social commentary.      Hi, my name is Andy Zipf, of AndyZipf.com; formerly Andy Zipf.   Andyzipf.com.      Hi, my name is Andy Zipf. My 'p' is silent. You know, the 'p' in Zipf is silent. 'Oh!'      What is your name?   I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What is your name?   It's very nice to meet you.   You have beautiful eyes.      My name is Andy Zipf. Am I making you nervous? 'Oh?!'   It's ok; sometimes I relax with a bubble bath, and a bottle of cheap wine.      My name is Andy Zipf. This is shameless self-promotion.   Would you like to hear one of my songs? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Please speak a bit louder.   Would you like to hear one of my songs?   Ok then.      Please buy my EP. Tower Records carries it.   It's in the 'Z' section.      Would you like to sing a song with me?   That's good.   You have a lovely singing voice.   Thanks for playing. Would you like a t-shirt?   You're welcome.