We are the League!       Another boring night and I'm feeling pissed    My head's fucked up and I'm in a mess    Too many drugs, they make me high    I wanna cause havoc, I wanna die       We are the League, and we're the extra man    We are the League, and we are the anti-band    And don't you say you're feeling bored    The League are here and we are scorned       We are the League    We are the League    We are the League    The Anti-Nowhere League       You criticise us, you say we're shit    But we're up here and we're doing it    So don't you criticise the things we do    No fucker pays to go and see you       We are the League and we are mad    We are the League and the music's bad    Fuck-up noise like you've never known    We'll make you wish you'd stayed at home       We are the League    We are the League    We are the League    The Anti-Nowhere League       But we hate the dogs, we hate the man    We hate the things we don't understand    No time for love, 'cause that ain't class    If you don't fucking like it stuff it up your arse       We are the League and we are mean    We are the League and we're obscene    Don't give a toss what you think    And all your views they fucking stink       We are the League    We are the League    We are the League    And don't fuck with the League!