There's something   I forgot to tell you   Another thoughtless lie   To sell you   I'm playing ludo with Satan   I'm selling t-shirts with your face on      BUY AND SELL (x3)   It's the only thing I know well      Never forget to remember   See you again next September   They tell me I'm a nutcase   But I know I'm just a disgrace      They told me I should stop smoking   So I tried Cocaine   They say I look like Kate Moss   But I know I have a fat arse