You oughta hear the mirror in my house   You oughta fear her pretty, pretty mouth   Says I'm imperfect in every way   Miss Almost   Miss Maybe   Miss Halfway      All my friends in L.A. got jobs on Melrose Place   I play Replacements songs and sigh   A waitress in the sky      You oughta hear the things I've been thinking   You oughta swim in a heart that is sinking   You try to break me with all the things you say   Miss Almost   Miss Maybe   Miss Halfway      Tony makes 60k, invests in IRAs   But I'm busy making paper airplanes out of resumes      But I'm gonna burn   I'm gonna shine and multiply   I'm gonna fill up the great divide   You'll never break me with all the things you say   Miss Almost   Miss Maybe   Miss Halfway      I'm gonna burn a pie now and then   And I'm gonna say the wrong things to your friends   I'm gonna burn and shine and multiply   And when I do, you're gonna see me in her eyes      I'm gonna burn and shine and multiply   I'm gonna fill up the great divide   You'll never break me with all the things you say   Miss Almost   Miss Maybe   Miss Halfway      Miss Almost   Miss Maybe   Miss Halfway      Miss Halfway   Miss Halfway   Miss Halfway