Jean Pierre was a fashion designer   And Jean Pierre couldn't feel any finer   'Cause all he needed was a fresh look for fall, that's it      John Pierre took her out to the movies   And John Pierre loved the way she said groovy   And soon before he knew it, Jean Pierre was in love      They were takin' it way too slow   Jean Pierre was ready to blow   Just lookin' at Rommy's Pants   You can take France out of the lover   But not the lover out of France      So Jean Pierre took his love to the river   And Jean Pierre hoped she let him get in her   And Jean Pierre did what any red-blooded fashion designer would do      He ran his hands down her back to her butt   Just like a straight guy would   And he thought to himself, "Oh, American ass...   Now I know what McDonald's is all about, mm hmm"      [Insert freestyle french here   Something about a banana   Oh, oui...And another banana...   I cannot type French   If you can, please leave it in a comment   And I will add it.]      Jean Pierre was a fashion designer   And Jean Pierre couldn't feel any finer   'Cause all he needed was a fresh look for fall   All he needed was a fresh look for fall   All he needed was a fresh look for that, that's it   Oui, oui, oui.