You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders   She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please      You wear the pants   Buddy good for you   I'm so impressed   Yeah, whoopty-doo   You need to know   That ain't how it works   It's not who wears the pants,   It's who wears the skirt      In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties   Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills   With your big old legs, I bet you can't get in 'em   With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will      But you wear the pants   Buddy good for you   I'm so impressed   Yeah, whoopty-doo   You need to know   That ain't how it works   It's not who wears the pants,   It's who wears the skirt      A big old boy like you can probably bench 350   A little thing like her can barely lift the bar   Just wait 'til that woman has a headache   And she sits there with her legs crossed   Well, we'll see how strong you are      You wear the pants   Well, good for you   I'm so impressed   Yeah, whoopty-doo   You need to know   That ain't how it works   It's not who wears the pants,   It's who wears the skirt      You wear the pants,   She'll wear the skirt