So many gods!      Welcome to the Judges, we’ve got funny names   Ain’t got Axl, Slash and Duff but we still rose to fame   We’ve got some people that you’ll find a heavy group indeed   If you’re watching 1400 B.C. Court TV      (Chorus 1)   It’s the Judges, welcome to the Judges   Let me sing it to you   Come-a come-a come-a come-a come-a come and see, see   Ooh, I... I wanna watch you read      Welcome to the Judges, we’ve tasted Canaanite ways   Israel was a chosen breed, but Israel likes to play   And they’re so very cyclical with their idolatry   They get enslaved by bad guys but Jehovah sets them free      (Chorus 2)   With the Judges, welcome to the Judges   You know what? Judges chapter 17, verse 6 should be our theme      ***break***      Welcome to the Judges, if you’re versed in every page   You learn the list starts with Othniel, Ehud, Shamgar, then you say   That you got the Deborah who helped Barak, Gideon, Abimelech   Tola, Jair, Jephthah, Ibzan, Elon   Abdon, Samson way in the back      (Chorus 3)   In the Judges, welcome to the Judges   Let me sing ‘em to you   No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not Judge Judy – Please!   I’d rather watch you sneeze      When you’re tired of Wapner and you’re done with Joe Brown   Joe Brown, Joe Brown, come ‘round      ***longer break***      You know where you are? You’re with the Judges, baby   They’re funny guys      REPEAT ALL THREE CHORUSES      Let’s go and read through it now!      Huhhhhhhh