Do you know so-and-so   No I don't know what's-his-name   Please leave me alone   I'm dropping out you're dropping names      Everyone who was anyone was there   They all had something to share   About so-and-so it went on and on   I'm in the corner speechless      Introductions were made   Reputations were at stake   Humorous cracks became personal attacks   Behind the backs of all those speechless      Every time I tried to wait up for you at night   Every time I try to do something right   While you were being known for being known   I'm in bed speechless      Little point of reference   You might see a dentist   You keep talking all that crap   Your teeth will end up in your lap      Celebrity judges   All their high price brunches   All their hutches box their rabbits   They're not friends they're habits