They caught and drowned the front man   Of the world's worst rock and roll band   He was out of luck   Because nobody gave a fuck      The jury gathered all around the aqueduct   Drinking and laughing and lighting up   Reminiscing just how bad he sucked   Singing       Throw him in the river   Throw him in the river   Throw him in the river   Throw the bastard in the river      And way up in the sky   Is the leader of the greatest band of all time   Blasted from a plane   Headed back home to the U-S-A      The people gathered all around the radio   To hear the transmission from the devil's soul   Locked and stung and sick and cold of      Toasting their dead hero   Toasting their dead hero   Toasting their dead hero   A toast to their dead hero      The underground is overcrowded(4x)      The people gathered all around the radio   To hear the transmission from the devil's soul   Locked and stung and sick and cold of      Toasting their dead hero   Toasting their dead hero   Toasting their dead hero   A toast to their dead hero