Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son   You're a genteel rent boy choking on your tongue   And your bankers vain plazas never nutured no one   Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son      And your concrete expanses lay fallow in the sun   And your cities all collapsing while your corrupt mayors shrug   Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son      And your grownups all gone bankrupt and their children all on drugs   And your doe-eyed policeman demanding more guns   Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son   And your distained farmers waiting on the flood      Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son   Overfed and easy led and twisting in the wind   Your senators in diapers, all stinking of gin      Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son   Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son   Kanada, oh, Kanada, I ain't ever been your son...      Kanada, oh, Kanada, I have always been your son      Shop and save   Beneath the western Sun   Bought and paid for with   Teddy Roosevelt's guns      Teddy Roosevelt's guns   Teddy Roosevelt's guns   Teddy Roosevelt's guns...