Despair to the point till they provoke   The punchline before they have told the joke   The sheer desperation to be scene/seen   Staring at the television screen      Despair to the point where they provoke   You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke   Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist   It wasn't in the top 100 list      And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,   Don't be surprised when you get bent over,   He told ya, that you were gagging for it      She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed   The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means   Another variation on a theme   A tangle on the television and the magazine   D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?   D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?   That says "we are defenders   Of any poseur or professional pretender around"      And when did your list   Replace the twist and turn like a fist   Replaced a kiss   Don't concern us with your bollocks   I don't want your prayer   Save it for the morning after      And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,   Don't be surprised when you get bent over,   He told ya, that you were gagging for it      Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker   Not quick enough can I have it quicker?   Already thick and you're getting thicker   Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker   Not quick enough can I have it quicker?   Already thick and you're getting thicker      Assuming that all things are equal,   Who'd want to be men of the people   When there's people like you?