It was hard leaving my family down at the South Pole   But I couldn't resist the temptation of that ship   It had a sign saying "One way cargo - USA"      My friends, they told me not to go   But I think I really like it here   There's plenty of fish and chips and beer   And I really love watching TV      And if I start to feel too hot   There's always ice packs at the mart   It's just about a mile down from here      Does it sound strange that I'm a penguin   Driving through Connecticut?   I'm going to find a friend that I've never met before      They tell me she's really tall   But sure knows how to dance      My friends, they told me not to go   But I think I really like it here   There's plenty of fish and chips and beer   And I really love watching TV      And if I start to feel too hot   There's always ice packs at the mart   It's just about a mile down from here      Do you think it was easy to be in there?   It was always blackened snow    I could find something better than it (?)      My friends, they told me not to go   But I think I really like it here   There's plenty of fish and chips and beer   And I really love watching TV      And if I start to feel too hot   There's always ice packs at the mart   It's just about a mile down from here