Well, the reindeer pull the sleigh   And the elves make the toys   Those are the stories that are well known to all   Little girls and boys.      But I've got another story   That I bet you haven't heard   Did you know that Santa   Has a secret agent bird.      He's Penguin, James Penguin   That dapper little guy   Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux   He's Santa's secret spy.      Have you ever wondered   How Santa keeps tabs   How he knows when you've been good   How he knows when you've been bad.      He's Penguin, James Penguin   That dapper little guy   Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux   He's Santa's secret spy.      From an undisclosed location   He's watching me and you   He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks   Yeah, he sees everything you do.      He's Penguin, James Penguin   That dapper little guy   Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux   He's Santa's secret spy.      Not so very long ago   Santa didn't need much help   But with more and more kids every year   He soon got overwhelmed   He told the elves one Christmas   We can't do this anymore   Then a knight in shining polyester   Waddled through his door.      And it was Penguin, James Penguin   He was there to save the day   He had wireless   And GPS outfitted on the sleigh.      And Santa said Penguin   Won't you be my ears and eyes   How'd you like to help me run   My SCFBI.      He's Penguin, James Penguin   And now I guess you've heard   How Santa got his little Christmas   Secret Agent Bird...