Miss Thing what you got to say?   We saw a honey just the other day   A wild cat, a loud shirt   Thinking up stuff just to different      Wa-la-ba-loomba   Wa-la-ba-loomba   Wa-la-ba-loomba   Wa-la-ba-loom   She was the only one to love him up right      Miss Thing - where you gonna go?   You ever seen a man jump a piano?   Guttertalk, knock 'em dead   Pompadour six inches above his head      Wa-la-ba-loomba.... etc.      Miss Thing please tell me why   He says "child" when he meets another guy   Sweaty staggering out of the swamp   Freaky-deak dancing, pumping that pomp      Wa-la-ba-loomba.... etc.      Turn it up   Have your fill   Up in the treble   A voice like a power drill.