My back porch isn’t to meaningful   When my parents are in town   But once they leave the city   Everybody will come around   And it doesn’t matter who you are   Or if your shit stinks   The only thing I require is for you to drink      My back deck is a thing of legends   And everybody in town knows   We always make way too much noise   And we blast that radio   My neighbors don’t mind all of the commotion going on   In fact I have this one neighbor we call him pastor john   He tells stories from way back when   Where he went to big parties hangin’ out with his friends   They all use to sit down and talk a deep talk   But what they said didn’t matter   Because they smoked a lot of pot   He says continue this tradition   As long as you can because   You only have so long before we all get canned      My back deck has seen everything   From romance to heart breaks   A guy having sex in my hot tub   People making good mistakes   And we are all too drunk to know   We are having the times of our lives   Just sitting and waiting for life to pass us by