Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman   You're not a Sheila,   You're a Peter or a Clive   Because their lack of spatial awareness   Makes them really fucking careless   You should never ever let a woman drive.      When a girl is sitting at the wheel   You're gonna hear the crunch of steel,   There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger,   If you want to leave the car alive   Never let a woman drive.      If you ever let a bird reverse   You're gonna end up in a hearse,   You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl,   If you want to leave the car alive   Never let a woman drive.