Let us mourn the passing of the weekend   My liquor's all dry and gone   All the problems haven't been resolved   And my headache's grown      It's not hell on earth   It's more like a dream   It's not like a nightmare anymore      Look at my cloven hooves   Look at my paraplegic strut   I wish you'd do me in   I wish you'd snuff me out   So I'd awake with a gun in my mouth   Wide eyed for the first time      It's more like a dream   It's more like a dream to me      A splash of cold water   A welcome slap to the face   Never ending progress   Don't brush your shoulder with your ear   And if I second guess   The actions that have brought me here   I'd awake with a gun in my mouth   Wide eyed for the first time      It's more like a dream   It's more like a dream to me      It's not hell on earth   It's more like a dream   It's not like a nightmare anymore   It's more like a dream