You're probably wondering   Why I'm here    And so am I    So am I    Just as much as you wonder    'Bout me bein' in this place    Yeah!    That's just how much I marvel    At the lameness on your face    You rise each day the same old way    And join your friends out on the street    Spray your hair    And think you're neat    I think your life is incomplete    But maybe that's not for me to say    They only pay me here to play       I wanna hear Caravan with a drum solo       You're probably wondering    Why I'm here    And so am I    So am I       Just as much as you wonder    'Bout me starin' back at you    Yeah!    That's just how much I question    The corny things you do       You paint your face and then you chase    To meet the gang where the action is    Stomp all night    And drink your fizz    Roll your car and say "Gee whiz!"    You tore a big hole in your convertible top    What will you tell your Mom and Pop?       Mam, I tore a big hole in the convertible       You're probably wondering    Why I'm here    And so am I    So am I       Just as much as you wonder    If I mean just what I say    Yeah!    That's just how much I question    The social games you play       You told your Mom you're stoked on Tom    And went for a cruise in Freddie's car    Tommy's asking    Where you are    You boogied all night in a cheesy bar    Plastic boots and plastic hat    And you think you know where it's at?    Yeah!       You're probably wondering    Why I'm here    (Not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)