A lot of people don't bother about their   friends in the vegetable kingdom. They    think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can    a person like myself say to a vegetable?    But the answer is simple, my friends:    Just call, and tell them how you feel    about muffins...pumpkins...wax    paper...Caledonia, Mahoganies, elbows    ...green things in general...and    soon, a new rapport...you and your    new little green and yellow buddies,    grooving together...Oh, no! Maintaining    your coolness together! Worshipping    together in the church of your    choice...(only in America...)       Call any vegetable Call it by name    Aw, you gotta call one today    When you get off the train       Call any vegetable    And the chances are good    WOW! That the vegetable will RESPOND to you       Oh, no! Can you see them responding? The    pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h    h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH!    (What a pumpkin!)