I'm losing status at the high school   I used to think that it was my school    WAH WAH WAH WAH       I was the king of every school activity    But that's no more...    Oh mama, what will come of me?       The other night we painted posters    We played some records by the coasters    WAH WAH WAH WAH    A bunch of pom-pom girls    Looked down their nose at me    They had painted tons of posters, I had painted three    I hear the secret whispers Everywhere I go    My school spirit is at an All time low       I'm losing status at the high school    I used to think that it was my school    WAH WAH WAH WAH       Everyone in town knows I'm a handsome football star    I sing and dance and spray my hair And drive a Shiny car    I'm friendly and I'm charming I belong to De Molay    I'm gonna try like mad to Get my status back today    Status back, Baby, Status back, Baby    Status back, Baby, Status back, Baby