Ladies and Gentlemen...   The President of the United States!    "Fella Americans...Doot, Doot, Doot..."    He's been sick!--Doot! Doot!    And I think his wife is gonna bring him    Some chicken soap    Plastic people!    Oh, baby, now you're such a drag       I know it's hard to defend an unpopular policy    Every once in a while--       Plastic people!    Oh, baby, now you're such a drag       And there's this guy from the CIA he's creepin'    Around Laurel Canyon    A fine little girl She waits for me    She's as plastic as she can be    She paints her face With plastic goo    And wrecks her hair With some shampoo       Plastic people    Oh, baby, now you're such a drag       "I dunno...sometimes I just get tired    Of ya honey--it's...ah..your    Hair spray...or something..."       Plastic people    Oh, baby, now you're such a drag       "I hear the sound of marching feet...    down Sunset Boulevard to Crescent Heights    ...and there...at Pandora's box...    We are confronted with...a vast    Quantity of...Plastic people..."    Take a day and walk around    Watch the Nazi's Run your town    Then go home and check yourself    You think we're singing    'Bout someone else       But you're Plastic people    Oh, Baby, now    You're such a drag       Me see a neon Moon above    I searched for years I found no love    I'm sure that love Will never be    A product of Plasticity    A product of Plasticity    PLASTIC, PLASTIC PEOPLE--PLA-HA-HA-HA    HA-PLASTIC--You are--your foot--your hair    --your nose--your arms--you suck--you love    --you are--your being is--you're plastic--blah    --blah--blah--blah plastic Peoples    -A prune is not a vegetable    --cabbage is a vegetable; makes it O.K.    --plastic people--plastic People    --you dream about...you think about...you eat    ...you are...Ooo-Hoo-Hoo...    purple prancing--plastic People-    Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Peep!