You know, your mama and your daddy   Saying I'm no good to you   They call me dirty from the alley   Till I don't know what to do    I get so tired of sneakin' around   Just to get to your back door   I crawled past the garbage and   Your mama jumped out, screamin'   "Don't come back no more"   I can't take it    My guitar wants to kill your mama   My guitar wants to kill your mama   My guitar wants to burn your dad   I get real mean when it makes me mad       Later I tried to call you   Your mama told me you weren't there   She told me don't bother to call again   Unless I cut off all my hair    I get so tired of sneakin' around   Just to get to your back door   I crawled past the garbage and   Your mama jumped out, screamin'   "Don't come back no more"       Later I tried to call you   Your mama told me you weren't there   She told me don't bother to call again   Unless I cut off all my hair    I get so tired of sneakin' around   Just to get to your back door   I crawled past the garbage and   Your mama jumped out, screamin'   "Don't come back no more"   My guitar wants to kill your mama   My guitar wants to kill your mama   My guitar wants to burn your dad   I get real mean when it makes me mad