It can't happen here   It can't happen here    I'm telling you, my dear    That it can't happen here    Because I been checkin' it out, baby    I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm       And I'm telling you    It can't happen here    Oh darling, it's important that you believe me    (Bop bop bop bop)    That it can't happen here       Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas...    Kansas Kansas tototototodo    Kansas Kansas tototototodo    Kansas Kansas    Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota...    Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota    Who could imagine...       Who could imagine    That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.    D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C.    It can't happen here    Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba    It can't happen here    It can't happen here    Everybody's safe and it can't happen here    No freaks for us    It can't happen here    Everybody's clean and it can't happen here    No, no, it won't happen here    I'm telling you it can't    It won't happen here    (Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)    Plastic folks, you know    It won't happen here    You're safe, mama    You're safe, baby    You just cook a TV dinner    And you make it    (Bop bop bop)    No no no no    Oh, we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up    Go get a TV dinner and cook it up    Cook it up    Oh, and it won't happen here    (No no no no no no no no no no no    Man you guys are really safe    Everything's cool).    Who could imagine    Who could imagine    That they would freak out in the suburbs    I remember (tu-tu)    I remember (tu-tu)    I remember (tu-tu)    They had a swimming pool    I remember (tu-tu)    I remember (tu-tu)    They had a swimming pool    I remember (tu-tu)    I remember (tu-tu)    They had a swimming pool.       And they thought it couldn't happen here    (duh duh duh duh duh)    They knew it couldn't happen here    They were so sure it couldn't happen here    But...       Suzie...    Yes yes yes--I've always felt that    Yes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah...    It's a real THING, man    And it really makes it    (Makes it)       Suzie, you just got to town,    And we've been, we've been very interested    In your development,    Since you first took the shots.    Forget it!    Hmmmmmmmmm    (It can't happen here)    (Can't happen here)    (Can't happen here)