tell me all about your neighbor   tell me something i don't know   his chest is thicker   i don't have to measure   i know that it's bigger   i don't know about your neighbor   please don't talk about your neighbor   i don't want to hear his name   he's built like a barrel   and his arms are large   and my arms are skinny   i really fear your neighbor   he probably owns a gun   but doesn't need it   he could squash me like a bug   and fix your car at the same time   i just lost you to your neighbor   but i don't think that he's your type   he's always there and he makes you cook   and you never cook   retrieve a beer for your new neighbor   where did i fall short   when did you get so annoyed