So hey man   Check this out   Downtown's a riot and something's spreadin through the crowd   Try channel 9   I'm pretty sure they're headed straight for this part of town   I can't be certain   But I swear I hear them just outside   There's no way that this is real   So COUNT ME IN      So grab something sharp   Find some cover   Kill the lights and nail the back door shut   This isn't funny any more   Oh no   THIS MEANS WAR   Don't take this the wrong way   But I'd much rather choke and die than sit alone and fall without a fight      So call the neighbor kids with trash can lids and buckets on their heads    Cause I'm telling you    We're gonna need a little help tonight...      And there she was   Glaring   Through olive eyes and chalk white skin   I want you to know that I won't be holding back tonight   She stole my heart   I'll be taking hers with a lawn dart now   But look at the bright side   It's not like she had one there to start...      And something tells me   It's gonna be a long night...      So grab something sharp   Find some cover   Kill the lights and nail the back door shut   This isn't funny any more   Oh no   THIS MEANS WAR   And something tells me   It's gonna be a long night...      So call the neighbor kids with trash can lids and buckets on their heads. Cause I'm telling you, we're gonna need a little help tonight...