Please allow me to introduce myself   I'm a man of wealth and taste   I've been around for a long, long year   Stole many a man's soul and fate   And I was 'round when Jesus Christ   Had his moment of doubt and pain   Made damn sure that Pilate   Washed his hands and sealed his fate   Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name   But what's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game   Stuck around St. Petersberg   When I saw it was a time for a change   Killed the Czar and his ministers   Anastasia screamed in vain   I rode a tank   In a general's rank   When the Blitzkrieg raged   And the bodies stank   Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name, oh yeah   What's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game, oh yeah   I watched the gleam   While you kings and queens   Fought for ten decades   For the Goth they made   I shouted out   "Who killed the Kennedys?"   When after all   It was you and me   Let me please introduce myself   I'm a man of wealth and taste   And I laid tracks for troubadors   Who get killed before they reached Bombay   Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name, oh yeah   But what's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby   Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name, oh yeah   But what's confusing you   Is just the nature of my game   Just as every cop is a criminal   And all the sinners Saints   As I end this tale   Just call me Lucifer   'Cause I'm in need of some restraint   So if you meet me   Have some courtesy   Have some sympathy, and some taste   Use all your well learned qualities   Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah   Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name, um yeah   But what's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down   Tell me baby, what's my name   Tell me honey, baby guess my name   Tell me baby, what's my name   I tell you one time, your to blame   What's me name   Tell me, baby, what's my name   Tell me, sweetie, what's my name