Please allow me to introduce myself   I'm a man of wealth and taste   I've been around for a long, long years   Stole many a man's soul and faith      And I was 'round when Jesus Christ   Had his moment of doubt and pain   Made damn sure that Pilate   Washed his hands and sealed his fate      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name   But what's confusing you   Is just the nature of my game      I stuck around St. Petersburg   When I saw it was a time for a change   Killed the czar and his ministers   Anastasia screamed in vain      I rode a tank   Held a general's rank   When the blitzkrieg raged   And the bodies stank, Oh!      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name,   And what's confusing you   Is just the nature of my game,      I watched with glee   While your kings and queens   Fought for ten decades   For the gods they made      I shouted out,   "Who killed the Kennedys?"   When after all   It was you and me      Let me please introduce myself   I'm a man of wealth and taste   Been around for many a year   Laid many a man's soul to waste      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guessed my name   But what's confusing you   Is just the nature of my game      Just as every cop is a criminal   And all the sinners saints   As heads is tails   Just call me Lucifer   'Cause I'm in need of some restraint      So if you meet me   Have some courtesy   Some sympathy, and some taste   Use all your well-learned politesse   Or I'll lay your soul to waste, YEAH!      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guessed my name   But what's confusing you   Is just the nature of my game