Please allow me to introduce myself   I'm a man of wealth and taste   I've been around for a long, long years   Stolen many man's soul and faith      I was around when Jesus Christ had   His moment of doubt and pain   Made damn sure that Pilate   Washed his hands and sealed his fate      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name, oh yeah   But what's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game      I stuck around St.Petersburg   When I saw it was a time for a change   I killed the czar and his ministers   Anastasia screamed in vain      I rode a tank   Held a general's rank   When the Blitzkrieg raged   And the bodies stank      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name, oh yeah   Oh, what's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game      I watched with glee as your kings and queens   Fought for ten decades for the Gods they made   I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedy?"   When after all, it was you and me      So let me please introduce myself   I'm a man of wealth and taste   And I lay traps for troubadours   Who get killed before they reach Bombay      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name   But what's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name   But what's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guess my name, oh yeah   But what's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game, yeah      Just as every cop is a criminal   And all the sinners, saints   As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer   'Cause I'm in need of some restraint      So if you meet me, have some courtesy   Have some sympathy and some taste   Use all your well-learned politics   Or I'll lay your soul to waste      Pleased to meet you   Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah   But what's puzzling you   Is the nature of my game, oh yeah      Tell me baby, tell my name?   Tell me honey, baby, guess my name?      Tell me honey, what's my name?      What's my name?   Tell me sweetie, tell me what's my name?