Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste   I've been around for a long, long year stole many a man's soul and fate   I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and faith   I made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate      Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name   But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game      Stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for change   I killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain   I rode a tank held a generals rank   When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank      Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name   But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game      I watched the gleam while your kings and queens   Fought for ten decades for the Goth they made   I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?"   When after all it was you and me      Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste   And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached Bombay      Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name   But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game      Just as every cop is a criminal and all you sinners Saints   As I end this tale just call me Lucifer   Cause I'm in need of some restraint   So if you meet me have some courtesy   Have some sympathy and some taste use all your well learned qualities   Or I'll lay your soul to waste      Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name   But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game