Oh, I have been smashed again   With the men from the   Old Valhalla Road Crematorium   Boring men with the same old patter      I am a simple man   Not much to gain or lose   And I don't know why I held out   So long for me and you      Until he drew a swallow on my neck   And more, I will not say   He drew a swallow deep and blue   And soon, everyone knew      Then I was wrecked again   With the men full of bluff and ardor   From a well known funeral parlor      I am a simple man   Not much to gain or lose   Older and wiser   Never applies to me      And so he drew a swallow on my neck   And more, I will not say   He drew a swallow, deep and blue   And soon, everyone knew      You have been telling me   That I have been acting childish   Foolish, ghoulish and childish      Oh, I know, I know, I know   I know, I know but I don't mind   I don't mind and I don't mind   I don't mind