May this lovely letter    reach its destination    if only    Question one is why do you    pretend that you like me?    Oh Phoney    See how the outside    contradicts what's inside    oooooh ooh       Who can make Hitler    seem like a bus conductor?    You do, oh Phoney you do       You sing a lovely song to a scale    and the words spell out my name    Oh Phoney    but then you kick me down below    cause you know it won't show    how could you?       See how the outside    contradicts what's inside    oooooh ooh       Who can make Hitler    seem like a bus conductor?       you do oh Phoney oh Phoney you do    you do oh Phoney oh Phoney you do    you do oh Phoney oh Phoney you do