Still drinking on the corner   Just don't say I didn't warn you   Always nagging big brother   He's only looking out for you      Tony The Pony   Tony The Pony      You're still standing on the corner   Just don't say I didn't warn you   Old and jealous big brother   You had your time and you spent it crying      Now Tony The Pony   Tony The Pony      So, that's what they call you now   When you're free outside   So cold and hard and in control and   There's a free ride on Tony The Pony      Oh, why do you always wanna stop me   From doing the things in life that make me happy?   And when I'm outside with friends, laughing loudly   Why do you always wanna stop me?      Oh, I would never   I would never      But you will carry the can for anyone   There's a free ride on gullible Tony   You're drunker quicker   And you're sicker even quicker   For something heavy is gonna fall on you, oh      And what do they call you now?   When you're free outside   So cold and hard and in control   And, oh, been a lark   There's a free ride on fucked up Tony      I will never say I told you so   Or how I knew that something bad   Would happen to you   I don't wanna say I told you so   Oh but, Tony, I told you so, I told you so