We hate it when our friends become successful   We hate it when our friends become successful      Oh, look at those clothes   Now look at that face, it's so old   And such a video   Well, it's really laughable      Ha, ha, ha   Ha, ha, ha   Ha, ha, ha      We hate it when our friends become successful   And if they're northern, that makes it even worse      And if we can destroy them   You bet your life we will destroy them   If we can hurt them   Well, we may as well, it's really laughable      Ha, ha, ha   Ha, ha, ha   Ha, ha, ha      You see, it should've been me   It could've been me   Everybody knows   Everybody says so      They say, "Ah, you have loads of songs   So many songs, oh, songs and they can stand   Verse, chorus and middle eighth   Break a fade, just listen"      La, la-la, la-la   La, la-la, la-la   La, la-la, la-la   ...