The day after the night before   Remember nothing as I face the floor   A pounding headache a smell of death   I guess it must be my own breath      Remember girls   And plenty of booze   And my tequila desire      Striptease   The metal police   Then I remember nothing more   Because I was   Passed out on   Tequila - blackout      Rise and shine stupe and puke   Shit I'm freezing oh god I'm nude   I've been arrested that's for sure   Else I wouldn't face   This god damn floor      Remeber girls   And plenty of booze   And my tequila desire      Striptease   The metal police   Then I remember nothing more   Because I was   Passed out on tequila - blackout