Bring on the Tequila oh   On fire on Tequila oh      My friends and I meet hours before   We make some home made pizza   We do some funny bits back and forth   My knees buckle I laugh so hard      We might end three sheets to wind   And who knows where we'll wind up   All I know is there’s a car waiting   And we’ll figure that out after      I have to keep my eye on my old friend from high school   We’ve known each other for the longest time   She has trouble with her dance so to speak   She can hoist a really good kick in the butt when she's excited   She doesn’t do it so much anymore   'Cuz we’re all on to her      Bring on the Tequila oh   On fire on Tequila oh   Mostest most on Tequila oh   Bestest friends on Tequila oh      Then there’s my other pretty friend from high school   The predator in me is put to shame by the predator in her   and now i've reeled it in   It’ll be interesting to see how much she’s done as well   Then there’s my friend from Chigago   God do I love all people from Chicago   All ready to light up the barbeque   And be harping on debauchery      Bring on the Tequila oh   On fire on Tequila oh   Mostest most on Tequila oh   Bestest friends on Tequila oh      Then there’s my Canadian friend   What a fabulous mom she’s become   She’s been tortured in this sense   for the last many of months for obvious reasons      She was like "hey where was this part of you when I wasn’t pregnant"   I laughed and did a shot in her honor   As I conversed with her belly      Bring on the Tequila oh   On fire on Tequila oh   Mostest most on Tequila oh   Bestest friends on Tequila oh      Then there’s my Cupid friend   She sure knows how to dress that one   She’s a wise and worldly girl   But you gotta watch that medication      My favorite beverage is taken to a whole other level on it   I’m not worried about it or I’ll coast around the room   While I trust she’ll temper      My brother came to visit me   And now he’s used to hanging with me and cracking up   But he had no idea about my built up tolerance   No idea about how manipulative I’ve become   I would seruptitiously put it in front of him without him asking   In a pretty little shot glass   His smirk and cackle would only agg me on      Bring on the Tequila oh   On fire on Tequila oh   Mostest most on Tequila oh   Bestest friends on Tequila oh