Yeah!      And if your heart stops beating   I'll be here wondering   Did you get what you deserve?   The ending of your life      And if you get to heaven   I'll be here waiting, babe   Did you get what you deserve?   The end, and if your life won't wait   Then your heart can't take this      Have you heard the news that you're dead?   No one ever had much nice to say   I think they never liked you anyway      Oh take me from the hospital bed   Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned   And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?   Oh, dead      Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish   You never fell in love   Did you get what you deserve?   The ending of your life      And if you get to heaven   I'll be here waiting, babe   Did you get what you deserve?   The end, and if your life won't wait   Then your heart can't take this      Have you heard the news that you're dead?   No one ever had much nice to say   I think they never liked you anyway      Oh take me from the hospital bed   Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?   And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?      And in my honest observation   During this operation   Found a complication in your heart   So long      'Cause now you've got   (Now you've got)   Maybe just two weeks to live   (Is that the most that you can give?)      One, two, one two three four!      La la la, la la   La la la la, la la   La la la la, la la la   Well come on      La la la, la la   La la la la, la la   La la la la, la la la   Oh motherfucker      If life ain't just a joke   (La la la, la la)   Then why are we laughing?   (La la la la, la la)   If life ain't just a joke   (La la la la, la la la)   Then why are we laughing?      If life ain't just a joke   (La la la, la la)   Then why are we laughing?   (La la la la, la la)   If like ain't just a joke   (La la la la, la la la)   Then why am I dead?   Dead!