Now come one, come all to this tragic affair   Wipe off that makeup, what's in is despair   So throw on the black dress, mix in with the lot   You might wake up and notice you?re someone you're not      If you look in the mirror and don?t like what you see   You can find out first hand what it?s like to be me   So gather 'round piggies and kiss this goodbye   I?d encourage your smiles, I?ll expect you won't cry      Another contusion, my funeral Jag   Here's my resignation, I'll serve it in drag   You've got front row seats to the penitence ball   When I grow up I want to be nothing at all      I said yeah, yeah   I said yeah, yeah   C?mon, c?mon, c?mon I said save me!   (Get me the hell out of here!)   Save me!   (Too young to die and my dear)   You can't   (If you can hear me just walk away)   Take me!